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| AAMOF | As A Matter Of Fact |
| ACK | ACKnowledge |
| ADN | Any Day Now |
| AFAIC | As Far As I'm Concerned |
| AFAICS | As Far As I Can See |
| AFAICT | As Far As I Can Tell |
| AFAIK | As Far As I Know |
| AFAIR | As Far As I Remember |
| AFB | Away From Brain |
| AFK | Away From Keyboard |
| AISB | As I Said Before |
| AISI | As I See It |
| AIUI | As I Understand It |
| AKA | Also Known As |
| ANFSCD | And Now For Something Completely Different... |
| AS | Another subject |
| ASAP | As Soon As Possible |
| ATLA | Another Three Letter Acronym |
| AWGTHTGTATA | Are We Going To Have To Go Through All This Again? |
| AWGTHTGTTA | Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again? |
| AYOR | At Your Own Risc |
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B
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| B4N |
Bye For Now |
| BAK |
Back At Keyboard |
| BAS |
Big Ass Smile |
| BBIAB |
Be Back In A Bit |
| BBL |
Be Back Later |
| BBS |
Be Back Soon (attention: also Bulletin Board System) |
| BCNU |
Be SEEiNg YOU |
| BEG |
Big Evil Grin |
| BF |
BoyFriend |
| BFBI |
Brute Force And Bloody Ignorance |
| BFI |
Brute Force And Ignorance |
| BFMI |
Brute Force And Massive Ignorance |
| BFN |
Bye For Now |
| BG |
Big Grin |
| BIBO |
Beer In, Beer Out |
| BION |
Believe It Or Not |
| BOFH |
Bastard Operator From Hell |
| BOT |
Back On Topic |
| BRB |
Be Right Back |
| BSF |
But Seriously Folks |
| BST |
But Seriously Though |
| BTA |
But Then Again |
| BTAIM |
Be That As It May |
| BTDT |
Been There Done That |
| BTHOM |
Beats The Hell Outta Me! |
| BTSOOM |
Beats The Shit Out of Me! |
| BTW |
By The Way |
| BTWBO |
Be There With Bells On. |
| BWL |
Bursting With Laughter |
| BYKT |
But You Knew That |
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| CNG |
Chuckle And Grin |
| CFV |
call for votes |
| CICO |
coffee in, coffee out |
| CID |
crying in disgrace |
| CNP |
continued (in my) next post |
| CMIIW |
correct me if i'm Wrong |
| COTFLGOHAHA |
crawling on the floor laughing guts out and having a heart attack |
| CP |
chat post (a chat message) |
| CRBT |
crying real big tears |
| CSG |
chuckle snicker grin |
| CUA |
commonly used acronym |
| CU |
see you |
| CU2 |
see you, too |
| CUL |
see you later |
| CUL8R |
see you later |
| CUIAL |
see you in another life |
| CUS |
see you soon |
| CUT |
see you tomorrow |
| CWYL |
Chat with you later. |
| CYA |
Cover your ass. |
| CYL |
see you later |
| CYAL8R |
see you later |
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| D&C |
Duck and cover. |
| DAU |
dümmster anzunehmender User |
| DILLIGAD |
Do I look like I give a darn?! |
| DILLIGAF |
Do I look like I give a fuck! |
| DLTBBB |
Don't let the bed bugs bite. |
| DNPM |
darn near pissed myself |
| DOM |
dirty old man |
| DUCWIC |
Do you see what I see? |
| DWISNWID |
Do what I say not what I do. |
| DYHWIH |
Do you hear what I hear? |
| DYJHIW |
Don't You just hate it when... |
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E
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| E2EG |
ear to ear grin |
| EG |
evil grin |
| EGBOK |
everythin's going to be okay |
| ENQ |
enquire |
| EMSG |
email message |
| EOD |
end of discussion |
| EOF |
end of file |
| EOS |
end of show |
| EOT |
end of thread |
| ESAD |
eat shit and die |
| ESAL |
eat shit and live |
| ESOSL |
endless snorts of stupid laughter |
| ETLA |
extended three letter acronym |
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F
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| F2F |
face to face |
| FAAK |
falling asleep at keyboard |
| FAFWOA |
for a friend without access |
| FAQ |
frequently asked questions |
| FC |
fingers crossed |
| FIFO |
first in first out |
| FITB |
Fill in the blank. |
| FOAD |
Fuck off and die. |
| FOAF |
friend of a friend |
| FOAFOAG |
father of a friend of a girlfriend |
| FOAG |
father of a girlfriend |
| FOC |
free of charge |
| FTASB |
faster than a speeding bullet |
| FTBOMH |
from the bottom of my heart |
| FTL |
faster than light |
| FU |
fucked up |
| FUBAR |
fucked up beyond all recognition |
| FUBB |
fouled up beyond belief |
| FUD |
(spreading) fear, uncertainty, and disinformation |
| FWIW |
for what it's worth |
| FYA |
for your amusement |
| FYE |
for your entertainment |
| FYEO |
for your eyes only |
| FYI |
for your information |
| FWIW |
for what it's worth |
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G
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| GA |
go ahead |
| GABELN |
Gruppe Area Brett Echo Liste Newsgroup |
| GAFIA |
get away from it all |
| GAL |
get a life |
| GAU |
größter anzunehmender Unfall |
| GDNR |
Grinning, Ducking aNd Running |
| GDNRVVF |
Grinning, Ducking aNd Running Very Very Fast |
| GF |
girlfriend |
| GFN |
gone for now |
| GFAK |
go fly a kite |
| GGN |
Gotta go now. |
| GGP |
Gotta go pee |
| GIGO |
garbage in, garbage out |
| GIWIST |
Gee, I wish I'd said that. |
| GOK |
God only knows |
| GR&D |
grinning, running & ducking |
| GMBO |
giggling my butt off |
| GMTA |
great minds think alike |
| GTFOOMF |
Get the fuck out of my face. |
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| H&K |
hugs and kisses |
| HABU |
Have a better 'un. |
| HAGN |
Have a good night. |
| HAGU |
Have a good 'un. |
| HAK |
hugs and kisses |
| HAND |
Have a nice day |
| HHIS |
hanging head in shame |
| HLOL |
hysterically laughing out loud |
| HLOLARAWCHAWMP |
hysterically laughing out loud and rolling around while clapping hands and wetting my pants |
| HOMPR |
Hang on, mobile phone's ringing. |
| HSIK |
How should i know? |
| HUB |
head up butt |
| HTH |
Hope That Helps |
| HWS(PEST) |
husband wants sex (please excuse slow typing) |
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I
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| IAC |
in any case |
| IAE |
in any event |
| IANAL |
I am not a lawyer (also IANAxxx, such as IANACPA) |
| IANALBIPOOTV |
I am not a lawyer, but I play one on TV |
| IANAxxx | I am not a lawyer (also IANAL, such as IANACPA) |
| IANCPA |
I am not a lawyer (also IANAL, such as IANAxxx) |
| IARTPFWTSIOWIM |
I am repeating this parrot-fashion with out the slightest idea of what it means. |
| IBC |
inadequate, but cute |
| IBTD |
I beg to differ. |
| IC |
I see. |
| IDGAD |
I don't give a damn. |
| IDGAS |
I don't give a shit. |
| idR |
in der Regel |
| IDK |
I don't know |
| IDU |
I don't understand |
| IGP |
I gotta pee. |
| IIRC |
if I recall correctly |
| IITYWIMWYBMAD |
If I tell you what it means will you buy me a drink? |
| IITYWTMWYKM |
If I tell you what this means will you kiss me? |
| IITYWYBAD |
If I tell you, will you buy another drink? |
| IITYWYBMAB |
If I tell you, will you buy me a beer? |
| IIWM |
if it were me |
| ILIWTPCT |
I love it when the plan comes together |
| ILSHIBAMF |
I laughed so hard I broke all my furniture |
| IMAO |
in my arrogant opinion |
| IMBO |
in my biased opinion |
| IMCAO |
in my completely arrogant opinion |
| IMCO |
in my considered opinion |
| IME |
in my experience |
| IMHO |
in my humble opinion |
| IMNSHO |
in my not so humble opinion |
| IMO |
in my opinion |
| INPO |
in no particular order |
| IOW |
in other words |
| IRL |
in real life |
| ISTM |
it seems to me |
| ISTR |
I seem to recall |
| ITA |
I totally agree |
| IWALU |
I will always love you. |
| IYSWIM |
If You see what I mean. |
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| JAM |
Just a minute. |
| JFYI |
Just for your information |
| JMO |
just my opinion |
| JTLYK |
just to let you know |
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K
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| KISS |
keep it simple, stupid |
| KIT |
keep in touch |
| KOC |
kiss On cheek |
| KOL |
kiss on lips |
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| L8R |
later |
| L8R G8R |
later 'gater |
| LHM |
Lord help me! |
| LHO |
laughing head off |
| LHU |
Lord help us! |
| LIFO |
last in first out |
| LLTA |
Lots and lots of thunderous applause! |
| LMAO |
laughing my ass off |
| LMFAO |
laughing my fucking ass off |
| LMSO |
laughing my socks off |
| LOL |
laughing out loud or lots of luck |
| LSHMBB |
laughing so hard my belly is bouncing |
| LSHMBH |
laughing so hard my belly hurts |
| LSHMSH |
laughing so hard my side hurts |
| LSHTTARDML |
laughing so the tears are running down my leg |
| LTIP |
laughing till I puke |
| LTNS |
long time no see |
| LTS |
laughing to self |
| LUWAMH |
Love You With All My Heart |
| LY |
Love You |
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M
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| MfG |
Mit freundlichen Grüßen |
| MFG |
more friendly garbage |
| MFTL |
my favorite toy language |
| MHOTY |
my hat's off to you |
| MMIF |
my mouth is full |
| MTF |
more to follow |
| MTFBWY |
May The Force Be With You! |
| MORF |
Male OR Female? |
| MUSEN |
Meinem Unmaßgeblichen SprachEmpfinden Nach |
| MYOB |
Mind Your Own Business! |
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| NADT |
not a darn thing |
| NAK |
not acknowledged |
| NALOPKT |
Not a lot of people know that. |
| NBD |
no big deal |
| NFI |
no friggin' idea |
| NFW |
no fucking way |
| NHOH |
Never heard of her/him! |
| NIMBY |
not in my back yard |
| NRN | no reply necessary |
| NTL |
nevertheless |
| NTTAWWT |
not that there's anything wrong with that |
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| OAO |
over and out |
| OATUS |
on a totally unrelated subject |
| OAUS |
on an unrelated subject |
| OBTW |
oh, by the way |
| OIC |
Oh, I see! |
| OJ |
obligatory joke |
| OL |
old lady |
| OM |
old man |
| ONNA |
Oh no, not again! |
| ONNTA |
Oh no, not this again! |
| OO |
Over and out! |
| OOTB |
out of the box (brand new) |
| OOTC |
obligatory on-topic comment |
| OTC |
over the counter |
| OTL |
out to lunch |
| OTOH |
on the other hand |
| OTOOH |
on the other other hand |
| OTOS |
on the other side |
| OTT |
over the top |
| OTTH |
on the third hand |
| OTTOMH |
off the top of my head |
| OTTOMHAROOB |
off the top of my head and rolling out of bounds |
| OTW |
on the whole |
| OWTTE |
or words to that effect |
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| PAW |
parents are watching |
| PD |
public domain |
| PDQ |
pretty darn quick |
| PDS |
Please don't shoot! |
| PITA |
pain in the ass |
| PM |
Persönliche Mail/private message |
| PMETC |
Pardon Me, Etc. |
| PMFJI |
pardon me for jumping in |
| PMIGBOM |
Put mind in gear, before opening mouth! |
| PMP |
peed my pants |
| PMYMHMMFSWGAD |
Pardon me, you must have mistaken me for some one who gives a damn |
| POAHF |
Put on a happy face! |
| PTMM |
please tell me more |
| POV |
point of view |
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| QED |
Quod erat demonstrandum (Was zu zeigen war) |
| QSL |
reply |
| QSO |
conversation |
| QT |
cutie |
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| RAEBNC |
read and enjoyed, but no comment |
| RFC |
request for comment |
| RFD |
request for discussion |
| RL |
Real Life |
| ROFL |
Rolling On the Floor Laughing (also, ROTFL) |
| ROTBA |
Reality On The B Again |
| ROTFFNAR |
Rolling On The Floor For No Apparent Reason |
| ROTFL |
Rolling On The Floor Laughing (also, ROFL) |
| ROTFLACGU |
- And Can't Get Up |
| ROTFLAHMS |
- And Holding My Sides |
| ROTFLAPMP |
- And Peeing My Pants |
| ROTFLASTC |
- And Scaring The Cat |
| ROTFLBTC |
- Biting The Carpet |
| ROTFLBTCASTC |
- And Scaring The Cat |
| ROTFLBTCASTCIIHO |
- If I Had One |
| ROTFLBTCUTS |
- Unable To Stop |
| ROTFLGO |
- Guts Out |
| ROTFLMAO |
- My Ass Off |
| ROTFLMAOAY |
- At You |
| ROTFLMAOPMP |
- Peeing My Pants |
| ROTFLMAOWTIME |
- With Tears In My Eyes |
| ROTFLOL |
- Out Loud |
| ROTFLOLVH |
- Very Hard |
| ROTFTPOF |
- Trying to Put Out Flames |
| ROTFLSTC |
- Scaring The Cat |
| ROTFLUTS |
- Unable To Speak |
| ROTFLWTIME |
- With Tears In My Eyes |
| RSN |
real soon now |
| RT |
real time |
| RTFAQ |
read the FAQ |
| RTFF |
read the fucking FAQ |
| RTFI |
read the fucking instructions |
| RTFM |
read the fucking manual |
| RTFMS |
read the fucking manual, sir! |
| RYFM |
read your fucking manual |
| RUOK |
Are You OK? |
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| SBCN |
Sitting behind the computer naked. |
| SBGIHD |
Sie baden gerade Ihre Hände darin. |
| SCNR |
Sorry, couldn't resist. |
| SETE |
smiling ear to ear |
| SHID |
slaps head in disgust |
| SHM |
Shit happens, mate. |
| SICS |
sitting in chair snickering |
| SIMCA |
sitting in my chair amused |
| SITD |
still in the dark |
| SMOP |
small matter of programming |
| SNAFU |
situation normal, all fucked up |
| SNERT |
snot-nosed egotistical rude teenager |
| SNR |
signal to noise ratio |
| SO |
significant other |
| SOI |
stunk on ice |
| SOT |
short of time |
| SOTMG |
Short of time must go. |
| SWAK |
sealed with a kiss |
| SWAG |
scientific wild ass guess |
| SWL |
screaming with laughter |
| SYIC |
see you in cyberspace |
| SYS |
see you soon |
| SYT |
sweet young thing |
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| TA |
thanks again |
| TAFN |
that's all for now |
| TANJ |
there ain't no justice |
| TANSTAAFL |
there ain't no such thing as a free lunch |
| TARFU |
things are really fouled up |
| TCOY |
take care of yourself |
| TGAL |
think globally, act locally |
| TIA |
thanks in advance |
| TIC |
tongue in cheek |
| TINALO |
this is not a legal opinion |
| TINAR |
this is not a recommendation |
| TINWIS |
that is not what I said |
| TILII |
Tell it like it is. |
| TLA |
three-letter acronym (such as this) |
| TNOTVS |
there's nothing on TV so,.... |
| TNT |
till next time |
| TNX |
thanks |
| TOY |
thinking of you |
| TPS |
this program sucks |
| TPSS |
this program sucks severely |
| TPTB |
the powers that be |
| TRDMC |
tears running down my cheeks |
| TSOHF |
total sense of humor failure |
| TTBOMK |
to the best of my knowledge |
| TTFN |
ta ta for now |
| TTYL |
talk to you later |
| TTYRS |
talk to you real soon |
| TUFD |
the user file died |
| TVM |
thanks very much |
| TYCLO |
Turn your CAPS LOCK off |
| TYVM |
thank you very much |
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| UBD |
user brain damage |
| UOK? |
Are you Okay? |
| UPGS |
unfinished project guilt syndrome |
| UTC |
under the counter |
| UTT |
under the table |
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| VBG |
very big grin |
| VETLA |
very enhanced TLA |
| VR |
virtual reality |
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| WASA |
Warte auf schnelle Antwort |
| WAB |
What another bill? |
| WAG |
wild ass guess |
| WB |
welcome back |
| WDYM |
What do you mean? |
| WDYMBT |
What do you mean by that? |
| WDYW |
What do you want? |
| WGAS |
Who gives a shit? |
| WIBAMU |
Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle. |
| WIBNI |
would it be nice if |
| WMMOWS |
Wash my mouth out with soap! |
| WNOHGB |
where no one has gone before |
| WRT |
with regard to |
| WT |
without thinking |
| WTF |
who/what the fuck |
| WTFDYTYA |
Who the fuck do you think you are? |
| WTFWT |
What the fuck was that? |
| WTG |
way to go |
| WTH |
what the hell |
| WTTM |
without thinking too much |
| WWS |
wife wants sex |
| WYLABOCTGWTR |
Would you like a bowl of cream to go with that remark? |
| WYLASOMWTC |
Would you like a saucer of milk with that comment? |
| WYSIWYG |
what you see is what you get |
| WYTYSYDG |
what you thought you saw, you didn't get |
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Y
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| YAA |
yet another acronym |
| YABA |
yet another bloody acronym |
| YAOTM |
yet another off-topic message |
| YBS |
You'll be sorry. |
| YG |
young gentleman |
| YHBT |
You have been trolled. |
| YHBW |
You have been warned. |
| YHGASP |
You have got a serious problem |
| YHL |
You have lost. |
| YL |
young lady |
| YM |
young man |
| YMMV |
Your mileage may vary |
| YSS |
You suck severely |
| YWSYLS |
You win some, you lose some |